“We had to splint a girl’s leg in a ditch,” Scott says excitedly.“Bro, you sound way too happy about that,” Stiles complains, opening up his bag and pulling out a Twinkie.Derek removes it from his hand silently and replaces it with an apple. Stiles scowls at him for a second then bites into it, regardless. Derek sits back and lets the group discuss the merits of dramatic lifesaving feats for winning over the ladies. Scott is convinced it’ll help impress Allison; Isaac thinks Scott’s a loser. Stiles— Stiles is falling asleep on Derek’s shoulder...Words: 30,266Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Hospital, Fluff and Angst, Oblivious Stiles, Oblivious Derek, SexART CREDIT