Christmas Unwrapped: Lighthearted Humor to Get You Through the Holidays
by:
Scott Emmons (author)
Rhyme master Scott Emmons approaches Christmas with a joke and a grin by offering 47 original poems like "Battle in the Burbs," "Decorating for Dummies," "Ad Nauseam," and "Wish List":Dear Santa,Toys get broken.Candy's cheap.Pets take effort.Fruit won't keep.Candles smell.Clothes might...
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Rhyme master Scott Emmons approaches Christmas with a joke and a grin by offering 47 original poems like "Battle in the Burbs," "Decorating for Dummies," "Ad Nauseam," and "Wish List":Dear Santa,Toys get broken.Candy's cheap.Pets take effort.Fruit won't keep.Candles smell.Clothes might clash.Games are boring.Please send cash.Love, Mindy Grandma's GiftWhich present came from Grandma?It isn't hard to see.The gift wrap is the same she's used since 1943.Book attributes include a stocking-friendly trim size and ribbon marker, along with four-color art and photography throughout.
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Format: hardcover
ISBN:
9780740768569 (0740768565)
Publish date: September 1st 2007
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pages no: 96
Edition language: English
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