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Everything is Perfect When You're a Liar - Kelly Oxford
Everything is Perfect When You're a Liar
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Kelly Oxford is . . . A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds Not the queen of the world An underage schnitzel house dishwasher The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush  A born salesman Capable of willing her... show more
Kelly Oxford is . . . A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds Not the queen of the world An underage schnitzel house dishwasher The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush  A born salesman Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20 That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time Totally an expert on strep throat Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend A writer A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket A Michael Jackson lookalike when she has short hair “Not fat enough to be super snuggly.”—Bea, age 4 “Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that.” —Roger Ebert Freaked out by David Copperfield A terrible liar
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Format: hardcover
ISBN: 9780062102225 (0062102222)
Publisher: It Books
Pages no: 317
Edition language: English
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Watch - Eat - Read
Watch - Eat - Read rated it
3.0 Everything is Perfect When You're a Liar
a bit of a "wild" by Cheryl Strand for me. It was a nice wander through her life but nothing special. In fact the self indulgence became a bit annoying. Get it together seemed to echo in my head. Maybe it wasn't the right read for a 42yr old or something
newskepticx's blog
newskepticx's blog rated it
2.0
I like Kelly Oxford's twitter like everyone else in the universe but this book was just okay. Short stories are a good medium for her personality but what others probably found laugh out loud funny, I found grating. You can miss me with that magical negro paragraph, I was weary of her sense of hum...
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