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FARMER TICE - Nelson Donley, Kevin Nava, John Briggs
FARMER TICE
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The sole purpose of this Farmer Tice book is for laughs. There are no other objectives. You won’t find anything PC in this book. The stories evolved out of a slightly warped sense of subtle humor that’s akin to Mad Magazine, National Lampoon, and The Simpsons. Bart & Lisa would love this book.... show more
The sole purpose of this Farmer Tice book is for laughs. There are no other objectives. You won’t find anything PC in this book. The stories evolved out of a slightly warped sense of subtle humor that’s akin to Mad Magazine, National Lampoon, and The Simpsons. Bart & Lisa would love this book. There are no hidden agendas or lessons to be learned. It is just a fun book to read.Farmer Tice was born on Friday the 13th. The year is uncertain, because nobody bothered to write it down. Farmer Tice lives with his wife, Agnes (also known as Honeybunch), on a rickety old farm in a town called Hokum. If all farmers were like Farmer Tice, everybody would starve. His wife isn’t any better. How the two of them ever got married is explained in one of the chapters. Hint: they both were looking for matrimony at the bottom of the barrel at the same time.Farmer Tice’s first name is Jacob, but everybody calls him Jinx, a nickname coined by Mother Tice, who claimed he was a bad-luck baby.Farmer Tice’s nephew is named Wessell, but everybody calls him “The Weasel”. It’s the perfect name for a scheming, tricky teenager like him.Farmer Tune is a neighbor who is always taking advantage of Farmer Tice however he can.Bum Park is way out on the east side of Hokum and is one of Farmer Tice’s favorite hangouts. The park was actually named after one of Hokum’s most distinguished founders, Horatio Alger Bum II, but that was a long time ago. In recent years, it has become a sort of sanctuary not only for the homeless, but for lazy farmers seeking sanctuary from their daily chores. Farmer Tice is there so much, some people think Bum Park was named after a bum like him.So, enjoy these stories, and remember the whole point is to make you laugh. The stories are short and sweet and bring us into a world of locals and yokels unlike anybody you’ll ever meet.
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Format: Kindle Edition
ISBN: 9781530434107
ASIN: B01NAGIEYV
Pages no: 142
Edition language: English
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