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Fat Vampire Value Meal - Johnny B. Truant
Fat Vampire Value Meal
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This collection, for people who read and enjoyed the original "Fat Vampire," contains the entirety of books 1-4 in the series:* Fat Vampire* Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken* Fat Vampire 3: All You Can Eat* Fat Vampire 4: Harder Better Fatter Stronger+++++PRAISE FOR FAT VAMPIRE:"Johnny is a... show more
This collection, for people who read and enjoyed the original "Fat Vampire," contains the entirety of books 1-4 in the series:* Fat Vampire* Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken* Fat Vampire 3: All You Can Eat* Fat Vampire 4: Harder Better Fatter Stronger+++++PRAISE FOR FAT VAMPIRE:"Johnny is a phenomenal writer. This book is nothing short of hilarious. I started to read it at work, but had to stop almost immediately because I could not stop myself from laughing out loud.""Humor drips from every orifice of this story which couples well with the hints of gore and danger ever present in vampire literature. I found it very entertaining and I wish I had drawn it out a bit more instead of cashing out in one sitting. Five stars, no regrets.""At Last! An Original Vampire Story! I've read a fair few Vampire tales in recent years, and most are twilight clones, interview clones, or frankly bad fan fiction. This one is the first I've read for a long time that is genuinely original, well written, and also 'keeps to the rules'."+++++DESCRIPTION FOR FAT VAMPIRE (BOOK 1):When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's just his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire. And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just Reginald's own further bad luck that he wakes up to discover he's become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever born, doomed to "heal" to his corpulent self for all of eternity.As Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire -- too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead -- he discovers in himself rare powers that few vampires haveā€¦ and just in time too, because the Vampire Council might just want his head for being an inferior representative of their race. Fat Vampire is the story of an unlikely hero who, after having an imperfect eternity shoved into his grease-stained hands, must learn to turn the afterlife's lemons into tasty lemon danishes. +++++Full descriptions for the other books in this series can be found here:FAT VAMPIRE 2:http://www.amazon.com/Fat-Vampire-Tastes-Chicken-ebook/dp/B009YNP8E2/ref=sr_1_5?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1363530067&sr=1-5FAT VAMPIRE 3: http://www.amazon.com/Fat-Vampire-All-You-ebook/dp/B00AVLLAHU/ref=sr_1_3?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1363530067&sr=1-3FAT VAMPIRE 4:http://www.amazon.com/Fat-Vampire-Harder-Stronger-ebook/dp/B00BSE3SP6/ref=pd_sim_kstore_1+++++ABOUT THE AUTHORJohnny B. Truant is the author of "Unicorn Western" and "The Bialy Pimps" and is one of the co-hosts the popular "Better Off Undead" podcast with "Yesterday's Gone" authors Sean Platt and David Wright. Both Better Off Undead and the trio's Self Publishing Podcast are available on iTunes.
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Format: kindle
ASIN: B00BVOURPC
Pages no: 508
Edition language: English
Series: Fat Vampire (#1)
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