Horror film reviewer extraordinaire Sandra Harris has chosen a fantastically random selection of great horror movies and reviewed the s**t out of them for your reading pleasure. Now all she wants is for you to pay the trifling asking price for the privilege of reading her glittering word-babies. That's not too much to ask, is it? Surely not, considering that the slow and painful expulsion of said word-babies from her body has robbed her vagina forever of its former elasticity, springiness and kung-fu grip. She did that for you. For YOU. That's right. You think about that while you're reaching for your credit card. She DID cook and eat the placenta as well, though, and it was delicious. Would you like a taste? There might be a wee morsel left in the freezer for when you're done paying for the book, heh-heh-heh...