Fifty Shades of Plaid is a parody of E L James's famous erotic bestseller written in the style of an old choose your own adventure story. As you explore the world of Christian Plaid you will be presented with various choices in order to advance the plot. In the course of doing so you may uncover the secrets and mysteries that the original never explains. For example:
Why is this billionaire playboy so interested in this seemingly plain young woman?
How did Christian become so wealthy at such a young age?
What is the real foundation of his success?
What secrets is he really hiding? (Hint: It has nothing to do with BDSM)
Is the legendary Sasquatch of the Pacific Northwest real? (The original didn't have that in it, did it?)
And much more ...
Erotic, amusing, at times bizarre, Fifty Shades of Plaid is a tale that will obsess you, possess you, and stay with you forever.

(Actually, that might be a bit of a reach. We do think it's worth a belly laugh or two while you're reading it in the bathroom though.)