Flogged into Soggy Mansex by the Flying Spaghetti Monster
In the proud tradition of "A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay" and "Taken by the T-Rex," a secular holiday story from Brad Vance!Campbell is home for the holidays in dreary Dustbin, Texas. Even a good parking spot is a freakin’ “Christmas Miracle” to his family, and his secular gay ass is dying...
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In the proud tradition of "A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay" and "Taken by the T-Rex," a secular holiday story from Brad Vance!Campbell is home for the holidays in dreary Dustbin, Texas. Even a good parking spot is a freakin’ “Christmas Miracle” to his family, and his secular gay ass is dying to get away from it all. Then the Flying Spaghetti Monster appears, and spiri
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Format: kindle
ASIN: B00Q41POG4
Publisher: Brad Vance Erotica
Pages no: 25
Edition language: English
"He was warm, so warm and fresh. His noodly appendages embraced me in return, and I couldn’t help but notice how firm they were, just…al dente. I felt the strangest thing then. A stirring of desire. His meatballs were so firm and juicy, like, you know. Well, shit, any pair of body parts that tur...