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Frank Portman
I am also known as Dr. Frank, and I write books and songs.I've put out a couple of solo records, and my band The Mr. T Experience (MTX) has released around a dozen albums or so over the years. They can be found here: ... show more

I am also known as Dr. Frank, and I write books and songs.I've put out a couple of solo records, and my band The Mr. T Experience (MTX) has released around a dozen albums or so over the years. They can be found here: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-music&field-keywords=mr+t+experience&rh=n%3A163856011%2Ck%3Amr+t+experience&ajr=0and also here: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-music&field-keywords=dr+frank (the two on the right at that last link -- the chubby German guy, that's not me.) (Apologies for the ugly formatting: for some reason Amazon doesn't allow html links to its own content in these things.)King Dork is my first novel. Andromeda Klein is my second. The forthcoming King Dork Approximately will be my third.Behold, my web presence: frankportman.comhttp://www.facebook.com/frankportmanhttp://doktorfrank.tumblr.com/doktorfrank.com (blog)My interests include tomatoes, swords, guitars, calculators, movies, TV, and things made of vinyl, wood, and metal.
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Blah, Blah, Blah, Book Blog
Blah, Blah, Blah, Book Blog rated it 9 years ago
When I got this book a while ago from NetGalley, I figured that I would go back and read the first book in the time I had before this one came out. But of course, the problem with my access to so many books is that every day my to-read list gets longer and longer. So when I finally got to this one, ...
The Incredibly Deadly Viper
The Incredibly Deadly Viper rated it 13 years ago
I feel like a lot of people don't like this book very much, but it is one of the few that actually has me laughing out loud. The plot is incredibly weak, sure, but I think this is a book that is more stylistic than plot-driven and I find that very refreshing.
Shelf Indulgence
Shelf Indulgence rated it 15 years ago
When I was in junior high school, I was a bit of a dork. And to be honest, I continued being a dork through high school, college, and ... well, let's just say that not a whole lot has changed over the past 20 years or so. What makes me mention junior high school is because I used to fantasize abou...
Kim Reads Books About Things
Kim Reads Books About Things rated it 15 years ago
You had me at the title, Mr. Portman. The only complaint I have about this book is the very unfortunate subtext that a relatively annoying boy with few attractive or redeeming qualities could still somehow get sexual favors from attractive girls for doing... nothing of great importance. Seriously. T...
UNICORN PORN FOR ALL
UNICORN PORN FOR ALL rated it 17 years ago
King DORK, more like...oh wait.
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