Let’s get real ‘Merica, we’ve got some sick people living among us! From prowlers turned kidnappers, to disgruntled lovers who became fanatical stalkers, in some way we all have a tale to tell of creepy encounters with mentally unstable members of the human race. That’s why I reached out to my fellow citizens and asked them to share with me their creepiest encounters yet! The stories I gathered from America’s average Joe’s and Jane’s were completely shocking and just have to be released into the world! Some narrowly missed being kidnapped, others were stalked for years by obsessive psycho ex-lovers, whilst some even tell me that their most horrifying creepy encounters were with the dead! I also sat down with members of my own family who then told me horrifying stories of narrow escapes and creepy encounters of which I never even knew. Of all the stories I came across on this journey, the best ones are from those victims who fought back and won! I have curated this collection into one volume for you to be amazed and hopefully learn what NOT to do when meeting a scary individual, or find yourself in a truly terrifying situation.

Have you ever been tracked by a psycho ex-lover turned stalker who just can’t seem to get the hint that it’s over? Do you have a secret admirer that you wish was not a secret so you could slap his name on a restraining order? Have you had the unfortunate ‘why me?’ experience of becoming the lifelong obsession of a dangerously disturbed mother fuhgger who just won’t die? If so, then you can definitely relate to the latest volume from J. Pauly’s Funny Books Series: Crazy Creepy Americans True Stories!
This book is packed with the untold stories from people just like you and me who have had creepy encounters with stalkers, creepers, and tweakers who just won’t leave you the frick alone! I have spent bountiful highly caffeinated hours curating tales of oddball creepy encounters between decent folks and downright cracked characters. Let me guide you down the rabbit hole to a dark place where you can observe the misfortunes of others and be glad it wasn’t you! Keep your hands inside the ride folks, the fun is about to begin. All together now, say schadenfreude!

But wait, there’s more! Just when you thought money and fame protects you from all the bad things in life, think again! When it comes to stalkers, celebrities have it worse than all of us! Find out just how bad it gets in the bonus section at the end of the book in a chapter I call Celebrity Stalkers Gone Wild!

I truly and sincerely hope you enjoy this collection, and learn a few lessons on how to deal with creepers along the way.

Your Friend,
J. Pauly