Margo’s breasts keep growing: beyond the control of bras, defying the expertise of doctors and freaking her out. But nothing prepares her for the day they grow mouths and strike up a conversation!

Causing a sensation with their first TV interview, Margo despairs as control of her own body slips away. Can she fight back to remind her breasts of their true role, or will they get so big they take over the world?

An hilarious short story of the bizarre. Both funny and touching as it taps into hidden fears of our bodies harbouring agendas of their own.

From the author of romantic comedy novels Fairy Nuff and If Wishes Were Husbands.