How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written
Hi. I see you’re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either: A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, or B) don’t know how books work. If your answer was “A,” your best bet is probably the... show more
Hi. I see you’re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either: A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, or B) don’t know how books work. If your answer was “A,” your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you’ll find the “contents” of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read “table” format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I’ll wait. . . . Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute—in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed). So if you want to learn more about how to be more—or at all—like Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn’t a damn library. (Note: If your answer was “B,” this probably isn’t the book you want to start with.)
Publish date: January 17th 2012
Publisher: It Books
Pages no: 172
Edition language: English
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If you've ever seen Archer, you know it's not very PC, can get flat out disgusting, and is laugh-out-loud hilarious. It exposes a lot of stupidity in the world, and it does so through Archer, his mother, and his co-workers and enemies. Archer himself is the main focus: spoiled from childhood (al...
The economy being what it is (according to Malory Archer, probably due to all these immigrants driving around everywhere in their lowriders, listening to raps and shooting all the jobs), I did not immediately purchase this book. However, when I came across it for $2.99 on Amazon I thought hey, like ...
I enjoyed this book from start to finish. I see a lot of negative reviews being placed, and I can't help but disagree. I think this book is pretty much the embodiment of any Archer episode."I try not to rely on bribery too heavily, for two reasons: one, it’s pretty boring, Two, ISIS has this whole b...