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How to Successfully Kidnap Strangers - Max Booth III
How to Successfully Kidnap Strangers
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1. Do not respond to bad reviews. 2. If you must respond to bad reviews, please do not kidnap the reviewer. 3. If you must kidnap the reviewer, do not kidnap him in a public area. 4. If there are witnesses, do not also kidnap them. 5. If you also kidnap the witnesses, consider quitting crystal... show more
1. Do not respond to bad reviews. 2. If you must respond to bad reviews, please do not kidnap the reviewer. 3. If you must kidnap the reviewer, do not kidnap him in a public area. 4. If there are witnesses, do not also kidnap them. 5. If you also kidnap the witnesses, consider quitting crystal meth. 6. If you find yourself surrounded by hostages, purchase extra duct tape. 7. Do not let the hostages take their own hostages. 8. Invest in better coffee. 9. Don't forget: dildo crucifixes have more than one use. 10. And, most importantly: do not engage the severed heads in conversation.
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Format: Paperback
ISBN: 9781942712039 (1942712030)
ASIN: 1942712030
Publisher: JournalStone
Pages no: 168
Edition language: English
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Yodamom Finds her Force
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4.0 So Wrong It Was Right
This was some bizarro, crazy, non PC, obscene, disgusting, bust out laughing while gaging, writing. I have never read anything like it. It is guaranteed to be banned by many religious organizations. Everything was just so wrong, I loved it.The horrors include terrible writers, worse editors, half ar...
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3.0 How To Successfully Kidnap Strangers
I knew even before I started reading that it would be a hard job to write a review of it. It is a bizarre novel and seriously, at which point should you judge one? The story takes place around a small publishing company specialized in publishing weird, bizarre novels (not unlike this one). When on...
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