How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills
Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. From ghosts, vampires, and zombies to serial killers, cannibalistic hillbillies, and haunted Japanese videocassettes, How to Survive a Horror Movie shows how to defeat every obstacle found in scary films. Readers will discover: • How to Perform an Exorcism...
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Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. From ghosts, vampires, and zombies to serial killers, cannibalistic hillbillies, and haunted Japanese videocassettes, How to Survive a Horror Movie shows how to defeat every obstacle found in scary films. Readers will discover: • How to Perform an Exorcism • What to Do If You Did Something Last Summer • How to Persuade the Skeptical Local Sheriff • How to Vanquish a Murderous Doll • How to Survive an Alien Invasion • How to Tell If You’ve Been Dead Since the Beginning of the Movie and much, much more. Complete with useful instructions, insane illustrations, and a list of 100 important films to study, How to Survive a Horror Movie is essential reading for prom queens, jocks, teenage babysitters, and anyone employed by a summer camp.
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Format: paperback
ISBN:
9781594741791 (1594741794)
Publish date: May 31st 2007
Publisher: Quirk Books
Pages no: 176
Edition language: English
Category:
Fantasy,
Paranormal,
Non Fiction,
Humor,
Funny,
Comedy,
Horror,
Zombies,
Supernatural,
Vampires,
Demons
How to Survive a Horror Movie Seth Grahame-Smith, 2007 Do you think you might be living inside a horror movie? First, this book will explain how to tell if you are (and if you are, what type or horror movie you're in, because this is also important). Second, this book will give you the tips you ...
I saw this book reviewed...and felt strangely compelled to reserve it at the library. Just after picking it up and reading the opening chapter on how to tell if you actually are trapped in a horror movie....I discovered a box of very old books I hadn't realized I even owned??? Upon finding them I we...
How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills is exactly what the title implies. It is a survival guide to escape from cliche horror movies. It was a short fun fast read which is what I expected from Seth Grahame-Smith. It is a light funny read which most people with a good sense ...
This book is similar to the Zombie Survival guide only less serious. It's a fairly quick read and it will get a few chuckles from you with every section.
This is by far one of my most favorite sardonic horror books of all time! I mean who doesn't love a good guide on the horror genre!? I know I do!This little book also packs a lot of punch with in the first few chapters. The artwork throughout the book is awesome and stands true to what is being desc...
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