Aspiring novelist Elaine worries she'll die a virgin. Not so naive to think that the first time will be perfect, she can't quite commit to just getting it over with. Can a decent date and an old friend change that?Aspiring novelist Elaine is beginning to worry that she is going to die a virgin. Not that it's really her fault. There have been pitfalls, delays, disasters and possibly curses, but at thirty-five years old she's convinced that she's too old now to ever get her perfect first time.The pressure is starting to build as a third date with decent-but-dull William looms on the horizon and Elaine has to decide whether or not a decent date (and some terrible advice from her gay best friend Tony) is enough to save her from becoming a thirty-six-year-old virgin.CONTENT ADVISORY: This title is not a romance. It is a love story.