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Kill the Farm Boy - Kevin Hearne, Delilah Dawson
Kill the Farm Boy
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Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, a hero, the Chosen One, was born . . . and so begins every fairy tale ever told. This is not that fairy tale. There is a Chosen One, but he is unlike any One who has ever been Chosened. And there is a faraway kingdom, but... show more
Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, a hero, the Chosen One, was born . . . and so begins every fairy tale ever told.

This is not that fairy tale.

There is a Chosen One, but he is unlike any One who has ever been Chosened.

And there is a faraway kingdom, but you have never been to a magical world quite like the land of Pell.

There, a plucky farm boy will find more than he’s bargained for on his quest to awaken the sleeping princess in her cursed tower. First there’s the Dark Lord, who wishes for the boy’s untimely death . . . and also very fine cheese. Then there’s a bard without a song in her heart but with a very adorable and fuzzy tail, an assassin who fears not the night but is terrified of chickens, and a mighty fighter more frightened of her sword than of her chain-mail bikini. This journey will lead to sinister umlauts, a trash-talking goat, the Dread Necromancer Steve, and a strange and wondrous journey to the most peculiar “happily ever after” that ever once-upon-a-timed.
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ISBN: 9781524797744 (152479774X)
Publisher: Del Rey
Pages no: 384
Edition language: English
Series: The Tales of Pell (#1)
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lqlarry
lqlarry rated it
4.5 Kill the Farm Boy by Kevin Hearne and Delilah Dawson
If you want a fun fantasy to read, then this is it. If you want the full power of the book then listen to the audiobook. Luke Daniels is the greatest. He did all the urban fantasy Iron Druid series, which is completed and Luke Daniels did the audiobooks on these, using his voice to do the cast of...
Momma Says to Read
Momma Says to Read rated it
0.5 Kill the Farm Boy
Let me start by saying that I did not finish this book, and it truly pains me to say that. I'm a bit obsessive about finishing anything I start, and I tried, but a person can only stand so much drivel. While Ms Dawson is new to me, I absolutely loved Hearne's Iron Druid series - the wit, the action,...
Irresponsible Reader
Irresponsible Reader rated it
4.0 A Comedic Fantasy Tells a Good Story While Playing with Too-Familiar Tropes
Ugh. I wish the eARC didn't say I needed to hold off any quotations until I could compare it with the final copy -- or maybe, I wish I had noticed that very tiny print before I got half a draft of this finished. On the other hand, I was having trouble narrowing down which of my lengthy options to us...
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