A collection of 20 hilarious short stories from today's leading cat humorist. Cotton mice found doing the dead man's float in the water dish.5 AM wake-up calls.a "no-closed doors" policy.the cat declares a holy war when placed on a diet. Lessons In Stalking homes in on the wildly different responses the author and her long-suffering spouse have to a life shared with cats. In no other cat book will you find such riveting accounts as: * The Great Cat Butt-Wiping Adventure * Jingle Ball Horrors * The Creature Under the Fridge * Yoga CatIdeal for cat lovers, friends of cat lovers and anyone who has ever had their heart (and home) confiscated by a feline.