I'm Crystal Payne, yeah I know it's not an original name, but yeah, it's better than nothing. What do I do? Well I hunt those things that go bump in the night for profit. Notice I didn't say fun? So when a vampire comes to visit trying to hire me, I'm a little less than enthusiastic, no matter how handsome and debonair he is. Instead, I take a job for the Snowden family. Their daughter Heather has gone missing in a notorious club frequented (and owned) by vampires... The Uptown Club. It's a nasty place, and I know Heather's been missing for three days. That can only mean one thing. She's no longer human but a bloodsucking menace that needs to be put down. Maybe if I'm lucky I can clean the entire place out. If I'm very, very lucky, that is.