(CONTENTS) -1. Jojo Binay, the small boy of Makati, + + Goodbye, Binay, I'll never see you again, + + 2. Come back to us, Elvira Manahan, + + Maxicart! Maxicart! + + Tito Manahan: holding back the dawn, + + 3. Blas Ople, the Great Inebriate, + + Blast Ople, the Magnificent, + + 4. “Doy Laurel is a louse!” + + Sadly, what are we to do with you, Doy? + + 5. Lando Olalia died, seeing life as it should be, + + 6. Jobo: the ass is a noble creature, + + Insolent intrusion into Jobo's privacy, + + Without Jobo, economic disaster! + + 7. Short and simple annals of Paz Cubero, + + 8. We like Winnie as a screaming banshee, + + Winnie grabs microphones, bullies all, + + 9. The humble roots of Johnny Ponce Enrile, + + The waddling ducks of Johnny E, + + Shakespeare and the flawed greatness of Johnny, + + 10. Deciphering Lupita's speedtalk, + + 11. Peace so precious it must be bought with our lives, + + 12. Saint Scho's class of 1941, + + 13. Renaming the column, + + Readers, you make my day! + + To be born again, + + 14. Aye, Aye, Aye walk with heroes, + + 15. Dear Mr. Douglas Hicks, + + 16. Let's talk dirty: The Saga of Sex, + + 17. To be a Negro, + + 18. In defense of the Filipino Male, + + 19. The anatomy of a kiss, + + 20. The intellectual art of giving insult, + + 21. Smiles of a Sabbath Day, + + 22. The Great White Father, + + 23. Bernie Villegas, wishing upon a star, + + 24. Ateng: smiles and tears, + + 25. Fading shadows on the wall, + + 26. Rolando Tinio's Unfinished Symphony, + + 27. The secret of El Nido, + + 28. The mystery of Dog's Mead, + + Let the church bells ring the Flip is greatest, + + Solution to the mystery of Dog's Mead.