Statuses that have been written and shared for my friends and personally for my own interest. I decided to share these as a memoir to reveal the world. It’s disgustingly disturbing, unnecessary profanity, strange, offensively for the offensive, and something totally different. Warning, it's not for everyone as the humor can be cruel. “That status I wrote is brilliant and it gave me an idea. Why not release a book, a book that contains all my Facebook statuses. MY FACEBOOK STATUSES BY CARLOS ENRIQUE! New York Times said, "IT'S AMAZINGLY SAD AND PATHETIC!". Chicago Times said, "CAN SOMEONE FIND THIS ASSHOLE A JOB!". And Turkey Hill says, "THIS ISN'T ABOUT ICE CREAM".”“Feel bad for the little children tomorrow at the park for dealing with my naked body. It's going to be hair, hair everywhere! Means I'm playing basketball shirtless so these kids are going to have nightmares. MOMMY IS THAT A YETI? No dear ... no ..... we call that a disgusting reject from the 70s.”“When someone is taking a nap, you gotta always take advantage and fap silently and hoping they're dreaming of you!”A collection from 2011 to early 2014, a part of my life, and my own personal journal. The ups, the downs, and randomness that it brings. I'm one of those that are comfortable under his skin unlike others who afraid to be themselves. If you have a sense a humor, open minded, and have some time on your hands, give it a read!