Famous Author Mykle Hansen is frequently described as "brilliant," "hilarious," "weird," "crazy," "insane" and "stalking me." He is the author of the short-story collection EYEHEART EVERYTHING, the tragicomic novel HELP! A BEAR IS EATING ME!, the novella collection RAMPAGING F*CKERS OF EVERYTHING ON THE CRAZY SHITTING PLANET OF THE VOMIT ATMOSPHERE, and the upcoming blockbuster MY PUBLISHER SAYS I'M DOING REALLY WELL WITH THE EXTREMELY LONG AND UNGAINLY BOOK TITLES SO HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. He is a noted exponent of the "Bizarro" movement in literature, film and personal hygiene. He is also a musician, carpenter, computer programmer, sculptor, tap dancer, bicyclist, martial artist, ordained minister and firm block of lightly deep-fried tofu.Mr. Hansen resides with his family and friends within a magic bubble called Portland, Oregon, where everybody drinks coffee and rides bicycles and nothing bad ever happens. This is his first Amazon author biography. http://mykle.com is a website you should only visit if you like kittens.