HELP! A Bear is Eating Me!
by:
Mykle Hansen (author)
Trapped in a remote Alaskan forest, pinned under his own SUV, gnawed upon by nature's finest predators, Marv Pushkin -- Corporate Warrior, Positive Thinker, Esquire subscriber -- waits impatiently for an ambulance and explains in detail the many reasons why this unfolding tragedy is everyone's...
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Trapped in a remote Alaskan forest, pinned under his own SUV, gnawed upon by nature's finest predators, Marv Pushkin -- Corporate Warrior, Positive Thinker, Esquire subscriber -- waits impatiently for an ambulance and explains in detail the many reasons why this unfolding tragedy is everyone's fault but his own.
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Format: paperback
ISBN:
9781933929699 (1933929693)
Publish date: February 26th 2008
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
Pages no: 132
Edition language: English
2.5 stars, almost 3 because of the awesome ending.
Trapped under your range Rover in Alaska is definitely a bad day. But a bear eating your legs, the worst day ever. Marv Pushkin is that man ranting and raving as he waits for the rescue team. A lot of funny lines in this book all humor readers a must. 4 stars the front page and title puts a smile on...
While corporate sleazeball Marv Pushkin is on a bear-killing/team-building trip in Alaska, he becomes trapped under his Range Rover and a bear begins eating him. Hilarity ensues.HELP! A Bear is Eating Me! reads like Jim Thompson's The Killer Inside Me if it were written by Christopher Moore and Lou...
When I was twelve, a ranger at Yellowstone National Park asked me if I knew how to tell a black bear from a grizzly. I didn't. The ranger replied, "You kick him in the butt and climb up a tree. If he follows you up the tree, it's a black bear."Now to the review...First the bad news. The protagonist ...
I tried to think this was funny....I just couldn't. Marv is a misogynistic, racist, narcissistic, drug addled, adulterous asshole. There is no way I could like him or his story. The only redeeming feature was the twist at the end.
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