There is a major existential threat to the world as we know it, something the world has never seen before and will need a team of heroes to stop him. For he is not just a wielder of death magic and master of the undead, he's a Republican.This is a work of humorous fantasy as well as political parody. Any persons who actually exist are public figures and depictions here are exaggerated and used for purposes of satire and political commentary as protected by law and the first amendment of the U.S. constitutioThis novel "Necromancer In Chief" collects the five installments of the "Donald Trump: Necromancer" series into one novel.Donald Trump: NecromancerI was a Teenage Were PandaRyan the HeartlessOf Mice and MendacityDying, Waiting, HopingIn this novel, Magnus from Dark Elves, Dragons and Dinosaurs as well as Beholder Baseball and Other Bad Ideas, the scientist who formerly 'dated' Lorelei the dark elf priestess is now in Manhattan and single. He is visited in the dead of night by a dead folksinger, Phil Ochs. Phil, who is now a vampire and needs his assistance on a mission to take down a dangerous necromancer. One who is on the verge of becoming president. With the help of a druid who communes with cities instead of nature, a son of a titan and a were panda they try to stop Donald Trump, the necromancer in chief and his ally Ryan the Heartless. Excerpt:“Have you considered she doesn’t exist? That you might have hallucinations from taking LSD or maybe even a psychotic manifestation of your own latent psychic powers?”“C’mon kid, you don’t teach your grandma how to suck eggs and you don’t tell an old folksinger how to take acid. I know my way around a hallucination believe me, this is the real thing. And you’ll know it too when she visits you.”“Great, just what I need. More mysterious, incredibly powerful beautiful women. I’ve been trying to get away from that kind of thing.”“Yeah good luck with that. In the meantime consider yourself temporarily conscripted in a good cause.”“I already volunteered” Magnus protested.“Yeah but volunteers can unvolunteer… you can’t.”“I thought you were against the draft” Magnus mumbled under his breath.“This is too important” Phil said, vampires have excellent hearing. “We have to stop him or he’ll crush the very idea of democracy and freedom in America.”“Because he’s a necromancer?”Phil shook his head. “Because he’s a Republican.”another excerpt:Phil and Magnus regarded an unassuming bar with an antiquated style picture of a stallion and an onager as it’s only designation.“It may not look like much” Phil was saying “but it’s the most popular gathering place for the supernatural community in Washington D.C.”“I get that, it’s fine. I just feel weird. Last time I was in D.C. was for a convention for paleontologists at the Smithsonian. Now I’m gathering to lead a revolution in a bar called the horse’s ass.”“This isn’t the revolution. This is just the recruiting drive man. Anyone ever tell you you’re kind of a drama queen?”“All the time” Magnus said with a slight smile thinking of his former Dark Elf mistress. She had flayed him often, occasionally with words and drama queen had featured prominently in her critiques, once she’d learned the term. The beautiful sorceress and former death priestess had little tolerance for sentimentality.