Robert Bender asked thousands of schoolchildren what advice they thought other kids (and some grown-ups) ought to know. The result is an enlightening and often hilarious view into the thoughts and experiences of children as they offer their take on: When you shouldn't give your dad a free haircut (hint: avoid naptime) and... The best way to know if there's a monster under the bed (answer: put your little sister under it-and listen for a crunch!) Plus much, much more! Taken all together, this irresistible companion to Bender's Lima Beans Would Be Illegal offers the most valuable piece of advice of all: "Listen to kids-they know what they're talking about!"