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Nightlight: A Parody - The Harvard Lampoon
Nightlight: A Parody
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About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically,... show more
About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.
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Format: paperback
ISBN: 9780307476104 (0307476103)
ASIN: 307476103
Publisher: Vintage
Pages no: 154
Edition language: English
Series: Lampoon Parodies
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Rabbit Reads
Rabbit Reads rated it
4.0 Nightlight: A Parody
This was literally me the whole time reading this book. One of my friends was over watching horror movies with us, and I was reading this book. I burst out hysterically laughing at one of the dramatic~~ scenes. Oops, my bad. There is some very non-pc moments, just so you know.
Books Here and There
Books Here and There rated it
5.0
Belle Goose is awesome. As well as hilarious although she doesn't really intend to be that way. I do think that she has a bit of a problem though especially since she mentions having a squirrel as a friend.Her love interest, Edwart, is a snow proof, cutie, who has never had a girlfriend and Belle is...
Xdyj's books
Xdyj's books rated it
4.0
Many of the jokes are quite clever. The Josh subplot is interesting, though maybe a bit like wish-fulfillment.
Reading Wolf
Reading Wolf rated it
There were a few laughs and a few witty moments. I get that it isn't really making fun of Twilight, more like it is making fun of the way sometimes fans get too obsessive. It just didn't grab me the way I hoped it would.
Joanne12
Joanne12 rated it
1.0 Nightlight: A Parody
A real stupid book
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