What if Dr. Seuss had written a sex-ed book? Wonder no longer. Now That Now You’re Big is a smart, daring, and witty parody about the ups and downs of hitting puberty that will have you laughing out loud. With brilliant illustrations and subversive verse, Simon Greiner shows us just what a “sex” actually looks like and warns us what can happen when you mindlessly “bump your junk.” In an age where sex education programs are under threat in schools across America, this wise and subversive text thumbs its nose at the old-fashioned notion that ignorance is bliss. This is the perfect book for anyone who has ever gone through puberty. After all: Now that you’re big There’s some stuff you should know. There’s some stuff you should know About your bits down below. Anyone who enjoyed Go the F**k to Sleep or Goodnight iPad will find something to celebrate here.