THE BIG BANG THEORY meets OCEAN'S ELEVEN.

They love movies, TV, comics and video games; but Jason Thornhill and his friends aren't your typical fanboys. They're professional thieves. Jason's an expert on locks and safes. Frank can beat any electronic security system. Chet is an ace wheelman. Together with Kenny, a young novice who tags along to learn from the pros, they steal valuable things from bad people to pay for their lifestyle. Money can’t buy happiness, but it can get you a killer home entertainment system.


Jason and friends may be on to a major score. A crooked attorney's warehouse full of stolen merchandise is an attractive target, but no job is as easy as it looks. The wisecracking, pop culture-obsessed crew will need to scramble if they want get away with the swag. And stay out of jail.

Send in the Clowns is a short story. Approximate length: 9000 words (about 36 printed pages)