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Sh*t My Dad Says - Justin Halpern
Sh*t My Dad Says
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After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record... show more
After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him: "That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them." "Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking." "The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two." More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.
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Format: papier
ISBN: 9780061992704
Publisher: It Books
Pages no: 176
Edition language: English
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Fangirl Moments and My Two Cents
Fangirl Moments and My Two Cents rated it
4.0 Sh*t My Dad Says
4.5 starsI loved this, absolutely hilarious. I laughed out loud so many times. And when it was over, I was left in a high mood. I really recommend it.
Vailia's Page Turner
Vailia's Page Turner rated it
2.0 Sh*t My Dad Says
This was a very different read for me. Whit the title I was both curious and nervous. curious about what kind of dad this guys had and nervous because any title that starts with "Sh*t" is going to have some cursing and foul language in it. Boy, was I right. In fact I severely underestimated just...
So Many Books. So Little Time.
So Many Books. So Little Time. rated it
3.0 Sh*t My Dad Says
Of was a quick somewhat funny read but fizzled out of laughs towards the end.
Reaper's Harvest Horror
Reaper's Harvest Horror rated it
4.0 Sh*t My Dad Says
On Nontraditional Entertainment:There is something to be said for sitting around and drinking a beer while you watch your dog try to fuck a punching bag.This book has been gracing my coffee table for a month or so and, in a bit of a reading slump, I picked it up and read the introduction. After read...
Book Which I Have Done Read Them
Book Which I Have Done Read Them rated it
4.0 Sh*t My Dad Says
This is a wonderful audiobook. Very, VERY funny, and surprisingly touching at the same time. Dad's a good guy, he just believes in talking bluntly - very bluntly. My kind of guy!
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