Super Giant Monster Time! (Choose Your Own Mind-Fuck Fest #3)
Will you escape the giant monsters that are rampaging the fuck out of your city? Aliens are invading the Earth and their ray guns turn people into violent punk rockers. At the same time, the city is being overtaken by giant monsters tougher than Godzilla and Mothra combined. You can choose... show more
Will you escape the giant monsters that are rampaging the fuck out of your city? Aliens are invading the Earth and their ray guns turn people into violent punk rockers. At the same time, the city is being overtaken by giant monsters tougher than Godzilla and Mothra combined. You can choose to be a lone scientist trapped in a secret government lab on a remote island swarming with monstrous killer insects, a badass punk rock chick with a green mohawk caught in a bar room brawl as the city goes up in flames around her, or a desk jockey forced to endure tedious office duties while his building is being attacked by a gargantuan centipede with claws the size of sports utility vehicles. Which character will you become? To become the scientist, turn to page 149. To become the punk chick, turn to page 11. To become the office drone, turn to page 77. But choose wisely! You might conquer a fleet of alien saucers with the help of a high-flying monster-slicing super cat or drown in a giant monster's pool of sperm as it butt-fucks your office building. What will happen next? That's up to you! When the story hits a fork in the road, you get to choose which path to take. The ending will always be different depending on your decisions. Not only that, you can read this book over and over again for a new experience every time!
Publish date: March 1st 2010
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
Pages no: 188
Edition language: English
BIZARRO #3surprisingly unfunny and pedestrian. i love the format so i suppose i was expecting more. perhaps i am picking the wrong Bizarro novels to read? i dunno. the graphic violence is rich and plentiful, intestines strewn here and there, agonizing deaths, horrific monster rape, a super-powered a...
Not that I have a ton of experience with bizarro fiction, but this seems like a reasonably good place for someone to start. The very little of bizarro I've read has a gonzo, pulp sensibility, and likely any given reader's first introduction to such a literary beast was in the choose-your-own-adventu...
I first found the "choose your own adventure" genre when I was hiding in the library one day as a child. It totally blew my mind and for months I carried them around to show people to get out "The Good Word" (no one cared, if you're wondering) This books takes the scrap metal from my blown childho...
I'm not a big fan of "choose Your own adventure" books but I must admit Super Giant Monster Time is a lot of fun. It is sort of a Half Life on steroids with punk chicks. I died a lot playing Half Life. I died a lot reading this too but at least I died laughing. Jeff Burk may be the king of silly and...