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"Love, the kind you cleaned up with a mop and bucket."
From the 1999 album "Hooray fro Boobies"
Stay classy, Bloodhound Gang
"Love, the kind you cleaned up with a mop and bucket."
From the 1999 album "Hooray fro Boobies"
Stay classy, Bloodhound Gang
When asked which of his own books is his favorite:
"Isn't it weird, your own farts smell better than anybody else's."
Stay classy, Stephen King
"Like a blind man at an orgy, you had to feel your way through."
Matthew Pontiff, via Facebook Instant Messenger.
Stay classy, Matt.
"Whimsical in a place like this is like jacking off at a funeral."
Aloha From Hell (Sandman Slim Book #3), by Richard Kadrey.
Stay classy, Stark.
