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text 2018-11-10 01:45
Reading progress update: I've read 111 out of 197 pages.
Diamond Fire - Ilona Andrews

“Mmm, delicious cyanide. Old school. Histotoxic hypoxia on you, histotoxic hypoxia on your house, histotoxic hypoxia on your cow. Wait.”

 

LMAO! The poison tester rocks

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text 2018-10-27 02:39
Think before you speak haha

I don't have anywhere to share this story, so I am going to share it here.

 

My mom, who is 56 years old and not good with technology at all is quite proud of herself that she can play Roblox by herself with my 10-year-old niece, S. Mom, S, and her parents (my sister & her husband) and my other 3-year-old niece were at the park.

 

S was rocking on a horse that was too small for her. Another girl of about 9 or 10 came up to S and said, "aren't you too big for that?" She wasn't being mean, but more bossy, like "I know everything." The girl said, "try that one, it is bigger."

 

So S went to the other toy (which had two seats) and the girl said, "Isn't that so great, now you and she can do it together," indicating the 3-year-old.

 

My mom getting annoyed by her bossy tone (I guess) out of nowhere said, "Do you play Robox!?" I think she was trying to get the girl to leave S alone because she was probably uncomfortable.

 

The girl said, "Yes! I love Roblox!"

 

My mom... my clueless, harmless mother said, "Have you played "Grab a child?" and immediately mom's eyes went wide and my sister started to crack up. Mom was quick to change the subject, realizing how bad that could sound to anyone listening in. It went right over the little girl's head though.

 

Oh gee, only my mother...

 

What is something you've said that you regretted as soon as you said them?

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photo 2018-10-14 16:54
Confessions of a Books Dragon

What are some of the strange things we readers are guilty of?

 

Source: iambookseater.wordpress.com/2018/10/14/musings-of-a-book-dragon
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text 2018-10-10 07:10
To get the most affordable

 

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The kid’s parties in Maryland are quite overwhelming. Maryland is a cool place to celebrate your kid’s birthday with great enthusiasm. Another party place where people love to take their kids for the party is Laser Tag at Shadowland. It allows your kids to enjoy at their fullest. Many people across the world come to Maryland to have a fun time with their family and friends. Certainly, visiting the place is itself a treat because of so many activities for kids as well as for adults. Whether you have a girl child, boy or both, you can enjoy your visit at Maryland with so many sizzling activities and parties.. Even if you are just seeking parties for your kids to have a fun time, then also you can get many places where you can round trampoline with safety net take your kids and make them enjoy fun loving parties. For kids, birthday is a time of beautiful decoration, cakes and gifts, and almost every kid is excited to celebrate its birthday

 

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review 2018-09-18 20:05
A year later...
Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things - Jenny Lawson

So according to BL, I started reading this December 16, 2017. That means it took me 9 months to finish this wonderful book. Since Jenny Lawson discusses her struggle with depression and anxiety disorders at length (in the best, funniest way possible) I had to take several long breaks when my anxiety and depression were not putting me in the right head space to enjoy reading it. But really, this book is hilarious and just what I needed during these past two weeks of total chaos in my life. 

 

I am not exaggerating when I say my "vacation" was surrounded with nothing but Murphy's law. Car accident, cancelled concerts, delayed flights, stomach flu, etc, etc. All unrelated to this review, but whatever, I'll do what I want. Furiously Happy does remind us to laugh at the absurdity of our lives and most of all, to remember that the lows eventually get better. 

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