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want a real life adventure? come to Australia we have spiders bigger than your hand.
— feeling evil grin
I've earned that in situations like this, best thing to do is be like a hedgehog - curl up into a ball and wait for everything to settle down. Failing that, be like a badger - attack everything wildly, biting and scratching as much as you can.
Made me rather amused.
