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review 2017-09-20 22:32
Last novella in this fun triology
Money Back Guarantee - Hunter Shea

I am a Hunter Shea fan and this Trilogy has been cool because he has taken a few of the cheesy comic book adds that I remember from my childhood and turned them into something dark and scary.

 

In this third one Rosemary has just received her first check from selling tupperware and her kid Dwight talks her into getting him this really cool submarine since she has all this extra cash. Just like a kid, right? :) 

 

She decides to get it for him but when it comes it's a really a piece of trash. It's just made out of cardboard, but Dwight seems to enjoy it so she lets it go. Next thing you know Dwight and his friend Jimmy try to use it in the pool and almost drowned when it collapsed in on them.

 

She is one mad mother and calls up the company but they are hard to find and then soon she starts getting some weird phone calls. Then her husband and kid go missing and she has do what she can do to get them back.

 

I was a bit worried about this one as it didn't sound as fun as the other ones did but I enjoyed this one a lot more than the second one. Just Add Water will always be my favorite out of the trilogy though but this one was a nice wrap up.

 

Rosemary is one mom you don't want to mess with man! She was super cool and you don't want to get her mad. 

 

There were a few things I was questioning at the end and it did feel a little bit rushed but overall I really enjoyed it. It was a very enjoyable trilogy and I am a little sad to see it finished but look forward to trying out more of Shea's books. :)

 

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review 2017-09-20 18:50
No More Massacres!
Money Back Guarantee - Hunter Shea

"Money Back Guarantee" is the third and final installment on Shea's Mail Order Massacres series. In this novella, Rosemary, who has just received her first Tupperware commission check, orders a submarine for her son Dwight, which he saw in the back of his Spiderman comic. When the sub arrives, it is nothing but a large cardboard monstrosity, but Dwight loves it just the same. One day Dwight and his best friend are almost killed using the sub in the friend's pool which sends Rosemary on a rampage. Rosemary is determined to contact the maker of the sub, AdventureCo, to get her money back but at what cost?

I liked "Money Back Guarantee" more than "Optical Delusion," but "Just Add Water" remains my favorite. Almost all of the characters in this edition are likable, and I love that Shea made Rosemary a kick-ass lead. Dwight is a sometimes frustrating little kid, but I found his expectations of his new toy and his demand for a replacement when it sinks totally reasonable for a child his age. I even liked Rosemary's husband which is saying a lot after the perv introduced in "Optical Delusion."

Over the past few months, I've looked forward to this series. I honestly hope Shea eventually writes more novellas from this series because I'm sure there are more tales roaming about in that mind of his. Shea has solidified himself as a must-read writer in my book and I look forward to reading more of his books and novellas in the future.

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text 2017-09-18 12:38
Bad Credit Loans with Instant Decision: Quick Funds for All

Apply here for loans with no credit check and no guarantor

 

All prospective borrowers look for quick financing options in order to defeat their financial problems in the minimal time. Amidst a sudden financial crisis, it is wrong to approach traditional banks and lending companies, as they take more than 7 days to approve an application. Moreover, they don’t entertain funding requests of poor score applicants. Hence, it is useless to waste time by seeking funds from them. Offered by the online lenders, bad credit loans with instant decision allow such people to fulfil their financial needs and recover without going anywhere and submitting any documents.

 

All bad credit people who are 18 years old and reside in the UK are eligible to get these unsecured personal funds. Even CCJs and bankrupt can access these funds without submitting their assets or arranging guarantors.

 

Guarantors have NO Role to Play

 

Gone are the days when even not a single financing option was accessible to the bad credit people without the help of guarantors. Co-signing by the guarantors was mandatory. With the advent of FinTech (financial technology), the lending scenario has changed a lot in the UK. More and more online direct lenders are ready to offer quick personal funds without the need of a guarantor. Loans with no credit check and no guarantor are one of the most feasible funds that can be availed in less than 3 days of submitting the online application.

 

Credit Check Has Gone

 

These loans are so quick and feasible thanks to no credit check. Credit screening was one of the reasons due to which bad credit people were reluctant to apply for typical personal loans. They had no options except pledging or selling their valuable assets. Now, people happily borrow funds despite their poor credit scores. They are not required to pay any extra charges for availing these innovative lending solutions. All they have to do is search a reliable lender and select the best deal.

 

Instant Decisions Allow you to Recover Fast

 

Most of the online lending companies promise to offer viable deals on bad credit loans with instant decision. In order to offer same-day lending solutions, they have kept their online application procedures simple and paper-free. With no documents to review, a lender is able to take instant decisions and hence quickly approve the requests without considering other factors. Online lenders want all applicants to fill their bank details in the online form so that the required funds are disbursed directly into their bank accounts with no time delay.

 

Flexibility is the New Rule of Repayments

 

In this uncertain world, it is impossible to survive without being flexible. Our job, budget, expenses, and the rest of the things should be flexible enough to face sudden financial problems. Online direct lenders offer flexible bad credit loans with instant decision without going tough on the tenure. They don’t put an upper limit on the loan amount. You can quote any amount that you need and choose the tenure while filling the online loan application. By availing quick funds and making monthly repayments, a bad credit customer gain speedy financial recovery from a crisis.

 

Are you confused from where to get these funds? You can explore the most affordable and reliable deals here.

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text 2017-09-18 08:37
Bad Credit Loans with Instant Decision: Quick Funds for All

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All prospective borrowers look for quick financing options in order to defeat their financial problems in the minimal time. Amidst a sudden financial crisis, it is wrong to approach traditional banks and lending companies, as they take more than 7 days to approve an application. Moreover, they don’t entertain funding requests of poor score applicants. Hence, it is useless to waste time by seeking funds from them. Offered by the online lenders, bad credit loans with instant decision allow such people to fulfil their financial needs and recover without going anywhere and submitting any documents.

 

All bad credit people who are 18 years old and reside in the UK are eligible to get these unsecured personal funds. Even CCJs and bankrupt can access these funds without submitting their assets or arranging guarantors.

 

Guarantors have NO Role to Play

 

Gone are the days when even not a single financing option was accessible to the bad credit people without the help of guarantors. Co-signing by the guarantors was mandatory. With the advent of FinTech (financial technology), the lending scenario has changed a lot in the UK. More and more online direct lenders are ready to offer quick personal funds without the need of a guarantor. Loans with no credit check and no guarantor are one of the most feasible funds that can be availed in less than 3 days of submitting the online application.

 

Credit Check Has Gone

 

These loans are so quick and feasible thanks to no credit check. Credit screening was one of the reasons due to which bad credit people were reluctant to apply for typical personal loans. They had no options except pledging or selling their valuable assets. Now, people happily borrow funds despite their poor credit scores. They are not required to pay any extra charges for availing these innovative lending solutions. All they have to do is search a reliable lender and select the best deal.

 

Instant Decisions Allow you to Recover Fast

 

Most of the online lending companies promise to offer viable deals on bad credit loans with instant decision. In order to offer same-day lending solutions, they have kept their online application procedures simple and paper-free. With no documents to review, a lender is able to take instant decisions and hence quickly approve the requests without considering other factors. Online lenders want all applicants to fill their bank details in the online form so that the required funds are disbursed directly into their bank accounts with no time delay.

 

Flexibility is the New Rule of Repayments

 

In this uncertain world, it is impossible to survive without being flexible. Our job, budget, expenses, and the rest of the things should be flexible enough to face sudden financial problems. Online direct lenders offer flexible bad credit loans with instant decision without going tough on the tenure. They don’t put an upper limit on the loan amount. You can quote any amount that you need and choose the tenure while filling the online loan application. By availing quick funds and making monthly repayments, a bad credit customer gain speedy financial recovery from a crisis.

 

Are you confused from where to get these funds? You can explore the most affordable and reliable deals here.

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text 2017-09-05 18:36
REVIEW BY AMY - Money Can't Lie (The Sleeper #1) by Anna Shlegel
Money Can`t Lie - Anna Schlegel,Schlegel Press Association
Should there be three pieces of crap this is of the British intelligence classic 

One day there happened what may happen to a sleeping agent, he was burnt by the same intelligence he worked for. He expected to be arrested and suddenly realized all those things he felt overwhelming for the last week were nothing but seeming true. And in reality it was all quite different, and he had to save not his neck but the operation to which he was a shadow partner. 

This deal left no legible trace. It was just like a woman always staying with somebody else in her pursuit of money. It was made of thin air, of powerful links, of noncommittal talks and handshakes. In this deal every cent was lying in someone’s hands. So not knowing the hand that handed this cent over to some other hands one could learn nothing at all, and the whole thing turned to be a number of bulging bubbles of virtual money that disappeared from bank accounts with a single keystroke. It became the reality pulling in to death. 
So many people wanted to hold that deal in their hands. 

Therefore he understood nothing would happen to him there, he could just walk out with no glance back since he knew so well all those counterparties involved in this operation, and these people could sense something went wrong from miles away and could read it by his walk, there was no need to warn them, they would scatter away on their own and hideaway like rats. And the deal would vanish alongside with them, flowing like sand between his fingers. 

If someone wanted to hold down that deal nothing wrong could happen to him. He just had to walk into the street. But then, what if he was mistaken?

 

Source: sites.google.com/site/archaeolibrarian/amy/moneycantliethesleeper1byannashlegel
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