WTAF did I read?

Not just NOPE.

Not just Aw Hell No.

But a FUCKING HELL NO.

This is a 38 page short story about Chase, a fan of the band The Screaming Tuesdays, and Jess, also a fan who meet at a concert. During said concert, they are SOOOOOO overcome with hormones that they have a sweaty sex session in the stairwell in the arena. Then they use the restrooms to freshen up, finish watching (or semi-watching) the concert while they declare their everlasting to each other. After knowing each other with their clothes on for about 90 minutes and in the Biblical sense for about another 20.

For two American characters, there was a whole lot of Australian and UK slang and word usage. Also both Chase and Jess are very shallow people and I do think they deserve each other so that they can't screw up anyone else's life. More importantly, the story did not meet the requirements for the bingo square I had planned on using it for, so now I have to read the second book in the series.