Snagged from LinkedIn:

It reads:

Mom has a conference call!

09:00 - 11:00 AM.

!DO NOT ENTER!

The answer to your question may be:

* It's in the laundry.

* NO!

* I don't know yet what we'll be having for lunch.

* Have a fruit.

* Look in your room.

* Ignore him and go to your room.

In other news, this is a picture of our building's entrance that I took this morning -- neighbors offering to go shopping or run errands for other neighbors who can't or don't want to do them themselves:

It started with one message, immediately when the lockdown measures were put in place in Germany -- now we're already up to three.  This is one of the many reasons why I love living in this place ...