By holding the mirror of truth up close to the face of Society, Encyclopedia Americanus is proud to bring you the Best of Shit People Say: Volume 1, highlighting the surge of a cultural tsunami that rippled across the global internet landscape when a gaggle of creative voices began to ape, harness and glean the not so politically correct quirks of everyday language. And now, thanks to the steady hammer hand of Professor G. Caveman, those voices have been professionally edited, chiseled and clobbered into a breakthrough educational reference guide of common comedic sayings, which history is bound to recognize as one of the foremost literary works of our time.