*** Rated: PG (some language and adult situations) ***Paulie Vergen is your average, every day vampire. He's short, overweight, and balding, and he's a bit lacking in the realm of self-confidence.Life was what it was for Paulie until the day that a newly infected werewolf landed on his doorstep. That day launched the one (and only, to this point) adventure that Paulie had ever had...and it was a doozy. Since new werewolves suffer amnesia, Paulie dubs the werewolf 'Mr. Biscuits' by night and 'Burt Biscuits' by day (you know, because werewolves are only werewolves at night and all).Paulie has to help Burt get to Yezan, the land of the werewolves, in order to find help in getting Burt's memories back.But there's a problem (well, multiple ones really). Stelan Bumache, the notable assassin who works for King Larkin in Yezan, has been hired to kill the new werepup named Burt Biscuits.Can Paulie and Burt successfully navigate the treacherous path from Viq to Yezan while avoiding the attempts of Stelan Bumache to destroy them both?