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The Virgin Romance Novelist - Meghan Quinn
The Virgin Romance Novelist
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**WARNING: THE VIRGIN ROMANCE NOVELIST IS A STANDALONE ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT WILL CAUSE YOU TO LAUGH LIKE A HYENA IN PUBLIC. READ IN THE CONFINES OF YOUR OWN HOME. IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO CLIFFHANGERS, GETTING YOUR HEART RIPPED OUT OF YOUR CHEST AND FEELING LIKE A BULLDOZER JUST PLOWED THROUGH YOUR... show more
**WARNING: THE VIRGIN ROMANCE NOVELIST IS A STANDALONE ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT WILL CAUSE YOU TO LAUGH LIKE A HYENA IN PUBLIC. READ IN THE CONFINES OF YOUR OWN HOME. IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO CLIFFHANGERS, GETTING YOUR HEART RIPPED OUT OF YOUR CHEST AND FEELING LIKE A BULLDOZER JUST PLOWED THROUGH YOUR STOMACH, THEN THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR YOU. IF YOU LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS AND CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD, THEN PLEASE CONTINUE READING.***

Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...

Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?

God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.

I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.

My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.

But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…
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Format: kindle
ISBN: 9780986449512 (986449512)
ASIN: B00U9T8FUE
Publisher: Hot-Lanta Publishing, LLC
Pages no: 292
Edition language: English
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Romance Reader (and Writer)
Romance Reader (and Writer) rated it
4.0 The Virgin Romance Novelist
Yay!This is the second book today to make me cry. They were really pushing it at the end there and I was starting to panic, thinking I'd be staying up even longer (currently 2am) to buy and start reading the second book in this series just to see what happened with Rosie and her love interest but it...
Fic Central
Fic Central rated it
5.0 {Review} The Virgin Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn
Rosie wants nothing more than to be a successful romance novelist, and that wouldn't seem so unachievable if she had a clue what to write when it comes to sex scenes. But since her only experience in that area has been in reading about them instead of actually having them, she's more than a little l...
Shooting Stars Reviews
Shooting Stars Reviews rated it
3.0 The Virgin Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn
The Virgin Romance Novelist begins with Rosie and her friends trying to help her out with her books. She's a romance novelist, and still a virgin. So, she's having a hard time trying to write certain aspects to her stories that she wants. Now, she's going to do whatever she can to get the "experienc...
Cat's Books: Romance
Cat's Books: Romance rated it
2.0 The Virgin Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn Review
Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desir...
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She Thought What?!?! Rants, Raves, and In-Betweens rated it
4.5 Laugh your ass off with Miss Bloom
4.5After several disastorious attempts it finally happen, Wham, Bam, thank you a Cherry Chaser. This book was beyond hilarious. Really there was no safe place or time to read it. I tried while my girl was at school, which resulted in the hubby saying what the hell is so funny?!?!? After school resul...
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