From the Desk of Satan:

Re: The Four Redheads

Gentlemen:

For TEN years I've had to put up with these bit--girls doing crap jobs at being horsewomen and being a giant pain in my as--everything. (Lynn says I can't cuss in official memos. Screw that!) But it ENDS NOW! I've had enough of their fancy dresses, their incompetence, and just them. Don't even get me started on all that PINK! I've had it with the loopholes to get rid of their jobs that they constantly FAIL at achieving. Like this new one--if they can con a blood relative into taking their jobs, they can retire--with PENSIONS, no less! Like I'd want anyone from their bloodlines. And the thought of them happily retired makes me want to blow up something--or someone.
Well, I've found my own loophole! Out of the goodness of my heart, I'm giving these bimbos vacation on Earth. That's right. They'll be mortal again and able to enjoy their vacation. So what if that also happens to leave them vulnerable to being sent to oblivion?
You shi-gentlemen have ONE shot to Make Hell Great Again! Bring me their four red heads on a platter, and I'll reward you. Fail and you'll find out what "the bowels of Hell" really means. Got it? Good. Now get moving!!!