The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense... show more
The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you?3. Use your head: cut off theirs.4. Blades don’t need reloading.5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.
Publish date: September 16th 2003
Publisher: Broadway Books
Pages no: 247
Edition language: English
The first 70-75% of the book is the survival guide part. I would be generous saying it's worth 1 star. Not to say that it wasn't well-done (note: not well-written) but it is lacking the straightforwardness of a real survival guide while simultaneously too conversational to be believable. I would giv...
The review that follows will probably be a bit chaotic, a bit random, and it might or might not turn out long. I just need to get rid of a bit of anger about this book.Because dear Lord in the heavens above, this book is horrifically boring and bad. This is due to a whole slew of reasons, starting w...
Very thorough and well-written, however horribly dull to read through as it really is written as a survival guide. If the zombie apocalypse ever did occur, I feel more prepared, but I am not that much of a fanatic to have actually enjoyed this book very much. Brooks put a lot of effort into this gui...
The dead walk among us. Zombies, ghouls-no matter what their label-these somnambulists are the greatest threat to humanity, other than humanity itself. In this hilarious read you can learn all you need to know in order to survive a zombie apocalypse.Does this mean the living dead are invincible? No....
As the other reviews mention, this book is seemingly dry. It's written as if the book is non-fiction, which is hilarious on so many levels. At my full-time, big-girl job, I frequently write about the empending zombie apocalypse and urge customers to prepare themselves! There was even a point in time...