In a town full of homicidal inanimate objects, controlled by a mind marauding maniac with a penchant for pickling brains, young Joe Brown is about to learn the hard way that what's between his gunk ridden ears, could be the key to saving the world and time itself...or not.

Joe Brown thought he was living an ordinary teenage life, in an ordinary town, wearing some very ordinary secondhand underwear...until something terribly stereotypical and cliché happened that would change his life and underpants forever.

Follow poor, naive Joe as he embarks on an epic mindbending, time-travelling quest full of confusing villains, poorly constructed characters, science fiction that only a Flat Earther would believe, and every inappropriate joke you’ve ever thought of but couldn't say out loud at your Grandmother’s funeral. Prepare your brains-butthole for a bad case of mental diarrhea as you delve into a book so depraved and moronic, it requires you to sign a legal waiver extinguishing your rights to procreate after you've finished reading it.

Don't say I didn't warn you...