Vyvian, interior designer (with blood type D for discretion) , ministers to a clientele of movie stars, servicing their every need, providing etiquette advice, nutrition plans, rearrangement of 'mental furnishings' and. sometimes, unwittingly, sperm donation.

He is partnered by Marga, the celebrities' masseuse,. She is deaf and dumb.- or that's the way we decide to play it.

Their motto? 'Attend, attend!' And their mission: to listen to the needs of the lonely, to advise the desperate, , to educate the semi-literate and to banish the blues of Movieland's mega-rich. All of which is a cash-intensive, gossip-stuffed business.

All goes haywire when Zeitgeist goes into production. Titanically. Meltdown is just moments away ...