Twilight has enthralled millions of readers around the globe, but Stephenie Meyer never completed Midnight Sun, the story told from Edward's perspective. Midnight Sunburn is a light parody of that long-anticipated book. It gives a glimpse into what Midnight Sun might have been, with optional added gentle satire.

Midnight Sunburn shows the unfolding of Edward's fierce love for the mysteriously closed Bella Swan, explains how he overcomes his thirst for her blood, and reveals why he would rather watch her die than transform her into a vampire.

It also divulges what Edward uses to paint on his fake shaded abs, and gives the reader a glimpse of Carlisle and Esme in Wal-Mart.