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5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth and Other Useful Guides - Matthew Inman
5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth and Other Useful Guides
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In Matthew Inman's 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you... show more
In Matthew Inman's 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you may awake in the middle of the night to find your nephew nibbling on your toes.Inman creates these quirky scenes for theoatmeal.com, which launched in July 2009 and already has more than 82 million page views. In fact, every 15 to 30 seconds, someone Googles one of theoatmeal.com's creations. Now, 60 of Inman's comic illustrations and life-bending guides are presented in full-color inside 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides). Consider such handy advice as:* 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at All Times* 6 Types of Crappy Hugs* 8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved One Plans to Eat You* 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat* 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer
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Format: paperback
ISBN: 9781449401160 (1449401163)
ASIN: 1449401163
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pages no: 160
Edition language: English
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Twirling Book Princess
Twirling Book Princess rated it
4.0
Another great The Oatmeal book! This times it has dolphins, grammar lessons, hamsters with weapons, and more!I have been following The Oatmeal comics for some years now. The comics are often quite rude and crude, but more often just hit the nail on the head, in other words, while it is crude/rude, i...
dearmfield
dearmfield rated it
5.0 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides)
Lets say someone took a crap in your cereal in the morning. Then you go out side and there is 37 inches of snow on your car and you only have a pizza box to scrap it off. When you get to work after the 45 minute drive on the mass pike you get fired. What a crappy day right?Pick this book up and read...
deborahmarkus7
deborahmarkus7 rated it
4.0 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth and Other Useful Guides
I already loved The Oatmeal; I already loved this book when, about 3/4 of the way through, I got to "The 7 Types of Crappy Pedestrians." And that's when I learned that Matthew Inman and I are soul mates. Okay, that's when I learned that I'm not the only one who flips out when people walk like idiots...
Boston Bibliophile
Boston Bibliophile rated it
5.0 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides)
http://www.bostonbibliophile.com/2012/01/review-5-very-good-reasons-to-punch.html
Bonnie
Bonnie rated it
4.0 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (& Other Useful Guides)
I love theoatmeal.com. Makes the long days stuck in cubicle hell much more bearable. If you've never heard of theoatmeal.com then you must be living under a rock. Fix this pronto.As for this book? I would have to call it the most hilarious book I've read this year. Yay for The Oatmeal.
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