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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You - Matthew Inman, The Oatmeal
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You
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Jesus Rollerblading Christ—another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat comics in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You .If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually... show more
Jesus Rollerblading Christ—another helping of TheOatmeal!

Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat comics in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

.If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat jokes. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have from Mr. Oats! A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.
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Format: paperback
ISBN: 9781449410247 (1449410243)
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pages no: 136
Edition language: English
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Tannat
Tannat rated it
5.0 How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you...
I do not regret this impulse buy. It's not hysterical, but it is funny. I think I'll be leaving it out so that my friends can laugh at me (and it) when they come over. Hmm...perhaps I should be wary of reading portions of it out loud in front of my cat... There isn't anything about sneezing, ...
Reading in Purple
Reading in Purple rated it
5.0 My boyfriend was concerned for my sanity
And I'm not kidding, either. I read the second half as he was sitting at his computer a few feet away and I kept snorting and laughing, causing him to look back at me with a very "what the fuck are you on?" look on his face. I adore The Oatmeal and think it's rather hilarious. I also adore cats an...
FatherCraneMadeMeDoIt
FatherCraneMadeMeDoIt rated it
4.0
A very funny and light hearted book.You aren't going to learn anything from this book. And that's okay. Sometimes it's nice to read something solely to brighten your mood. This is a must read for cat lovers as it portrays many of the common experiences cat owners share (staring contests, the dangers...
As the page turns..
As the page turns.. rated it
3.0 How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You
I never considered myself a cat person.That is until last year I witnessed a cat giving birth. She was a stray cat, one I named Milah, that enjoyed being around us, as we kept feeding her (typical). Now back to the birth: Milah gave birth to five small mice kittens that were covered naturally in lo...
spocksbro
spocksbro rated it
3.5 So true, so true!
Point number 3, "If you nap here it rises up and down - feels like riding a warm sailboat across the comfy seas of awesome," is my cat Emma. Even to the position.PS - Emma turned 20 years young this month (Sept 2015):(Emma's on the right)
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