A Girl's Guide to Vampires
Joy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters: Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly...
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Joy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters: Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire. No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better. Play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, don't offer him your heart! Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.
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Format: mass market paperback
ISBN:
9780505525307 (0505525305)
Publish date: October 29th 2003
Publisher: Love Spell
Pages no: 374
Edition language: English
Category:
Fantasy,
Paranormal,
Humor,
Urban Fantasy,
Romance,
Paranormal Romance,
Adult,
Womens Fiction,
Chick Lit,
Supernatural,
Vampires
Series: Dark Ones (#1)
Oh man, this book had so many things that annoyed me. The main character was awful. The sidekick was annoying. I didn't want after any of her love choices. The smutty scenes (I read this for my romance book club) were horrible.
Alright, I've spent the last couple hours doing everything on BL (reading Grim Lists, following more reviewers and reading tons of reviews in the process) except writing this review. I originally rated the book 2 stars, but I bumped it up by 1/2 star because I really can't decide whether I hated thi...
The beginning is really slow and kind of confusing. Main character Joy and her friend Roxy have their romantic fortunes told by a third friend, Miranda. It's confusing because the scene is told in past tense initially, then completed via a flashback while Roxy and Joy are going home. Why? Who knows?...
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(Deutsche Kritik weiter unten)Vampire or no vampire, that is the question!If you like your supernatural romances with a healthy dose of humour and a spunky heroine, this is the book for you! The writing is refreshing, the book doesn't take itself too seriously, and there's even a little tongue-in-ch...
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