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Fashionably Dead - Robyn Peterman
Fashionably Dead
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Vampyres don’t exist. They absolutely do not exist.At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I... show more
Vampyres don’t exist. They absolutely do not exist.At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren’t bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I’m stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who’s teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator.To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan’s underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous . . . it’s possibly deadly. For real dead. Permanent death isn’t on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I’m his, it’s easier said than done. Like THAT’S not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I’m some sort of Chosen One.Holy Hell, if I’m in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.***** “Uproariously witty, deliciously provocative, and just plain fun! No one delivers side-splitting humor and mouth-watering sensuality like Robyn Peterman. This is entertainment at its absolute finest!” ~ Darynda Jones, NY Times Bestselling Author of the Charley Davidson Series
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Format: kindle
ISBN: 9780989496018
ASIN: B00EYMXM2I
Pages no: 323
Edition language: English
Series: Hot Damned (#1)
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Bows & Bullets Book Blog
Bows & Bullets Book Blog rated it
3.5 Review for Fasionably Dead by Robyn Peterman
This review is also available on my blog, Bows & Bullets Reviews Alrighty, so I was in the mood for something to make me laugh when I started this. That's all I wanted, something funny. In that regard this succeeds wholeheartedly. Despite the other issues I had with it, it did have me snickering a...
Debbie's Spurts
Debbie's Spurts rated it
2.5 Review of "Fashionably Dead"
This reader's personal opinion, ©2015, all rights reserved, not to be quoted, clipped or used in any way by Google Play, amazon.com or other commercial booksellers* Finished. Overall a promising beginning (sample had hooked me which was why I downloaded this while it was free) that was funny. Th...
angelicam2009
angelicam2009 rated it
Writing-2.5Storyline/Plot-2.5Characters-1.5Overall-2.1It just wasn't for me
The Cheapest ROOM
The Cheapest ROOM rated it
3.0 Fashionably Dead
*sigh* It's so hard to rate this book because there were thing I LOVED about it, but also there were parts that I was so annoyed with I can't give this book more than 3 stars.Let's see the BAD first, shall we:1.) It was like I was reading the parody version of the Chicagoland Vampires books by Chloe...
Housewife Blues and Chihuahua Stories
Housewife Blues and Chihuahua Stories rated it
4.0 Fashionably Dead
Just the kind of in your face snarky humor that I needed as a change of pace in my reading. Hated the cliffhanger ending though.
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