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Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures (Career Ending Romance Spoof) - Robyn Peterman
Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures (Career Ending Romance Spoof)
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After all was said and done, the disgusting novella meant to destroy a story stealing New York Time’s best-selling author’s career was successful. Rena, an accountant with no discernible literary talent, and her band of adorable porno writing grannies came up with the worst piece of literature,... show more
After all was said and done, the disgusting novella meant to destroy a story stealing New York Time’s best-selling author’s career was successful. Rena, an accountant with no discernible literary talent, and her band of adorable porno writing grannies came up with the worst piece of literature, (and I use that word loosely), that was ever written. Amazingly enough, it became a cult classic. Who in the hell knew there was an underground need to know and love a Time-Traveling Vampire Warlock with erectile dysfunction and his conjoined lady loves, Laverne and Shirley?Apparently the need is there and now so is the full version of their story . . .** Special Note from Author Robyn Peterman **This is a spoof. A profane romance spoof not meant for anyone under 18. I was threatened lovingly and repeatedly by my readers to write the full version of Pirate Dave. He was born of the need to create a horrific career ending romance novel to destroy a really bad, nasty villainess . . . and Thank you Buddha in a tube top, it worked! I laughed my way through writing this and I hope you will enjoy this small slice of my warped brain. NO, this is not what I normally write, but I certainly had a good time penning it! If you want to read the real romance story, you’ll have to peruse HOW HARD CAN IT BE? You’ll find the first three chapters at the end of the hot mess you’re about to read . . . And now, I give you the career ending novella, (hopefully not mine) otherwise known as PIRATE DAVE AND HIS RANDY ADVENTURES.**************************"How Hard Can it Be? is outrageous, profane, hilarious, sexy, and all kinds of wacky.For a good time, read Robyn Peterman!" – MICHELLE ROWEN, national bestselling author"A zany over-the-top rompfest." – LEXI GEORGE, author of Demon Hunting in a Dive Bar“If you're looking for a brilliantly written, hot mess of hilarious shenanigans that will make you laugh until you pee, root for the underdogs and swoon like a Southern Belle then you're going to love How Hard Can It Be. Go read it!!”-- Wicked Little Pixie ReviewsPeterman’s debut is laugh-out-loud, rolling-on-the-floor, snort-Pepsi-through-your-nose funny. A very quick pace with hilarious characters and nonsensical scenarios will keep readers on their toes. Rena is a walking disaster, and it’s hysterical that her dream guy is a straitlaced cop. Fate definitely has a wicked sense of humor, and this tale will show you just how fun falling in love can be.-- 4 STARS RT Book Reviews
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Format: ebook
ISBN: 9780989496001
ASIN: B00CYRH3H0
Pages no: 100
Edition language: English
Category:
Fantasy, Paranormal, Humor
Series: Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters (#1)
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J Lenni Dorner
J Lenni Dorner rated it
4.0 Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures (Career Ending Romance Spoof)
'tis intentionally bad piece be full 'o humorous nautical nonsense. th' target audience be adults who seek a hoot and hollar 'n some mild adventure in an erotic tale. It be lewd, crude, 'n hardyharhar in that campy obscure kind 'o way. 'tis tale has several curse words that gunna gift some readers a...
Jasmyn's Reviews
Jasmyn's Reviews rated it
4.0 Pirate Dave and His Randy Adventures (Handcuffs & Happily Ever Afters #1.5) by Robyn Peterman
This book will make absolutely no sense unless you have read book one - which was beyond amazing! What can I say - Pirate Dave & His Randy Adventures was as horribly awful as I expected - it was beyond hilarious and can totally see why it was a career killing novel. Seeing the whole story in one pie...
The Bookaholic Cat
The Bookaholic Cat rated it
0.0
I didn't find it funny at all. After reading 1/3 of the book I decided to DNF it.
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