Funny Joke Book for Kids 2017Really Funny Family Friendly Jokes for Kids!FREE on Kindle Unlimited“Laughter is the best medicine”Keep your kids laughing and entertaining their friends with this book of funny and family friendly jokes. Help them entertain their friends at school, make those long car trips more fun, and get a giggle for yourself along the way! These funny jokes, knock knocks, and riddles will entertain the entire family. And for those budding comedians in the house, several types of jokes to try out and find your own style.With artist illustrations showing just how funny these jokes for kids can be, this joke book will never be far out of reach.They say laughter is the best medicine so this book is perfect for:•A long car trip•The waiting room at the doctor’s office•The first day of school•Birthday gifts that are sure to please•An opening joke for the big presentation at school•Encouraging your child to read •Cheering you up after a hard day at workDownload now and always be ready to crack a smile!Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?A: A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.Q: How do you make a fire with two sticks?A: Make sure one is a match!Q. Why did the banana go to the hospital?A: Because he wasn’t peeling well!Q: What’s the slipperiest country?A: Greece!Q: Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice?A: Because it might crack up!Q: Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?A: It ran out of juice!Q: What do postal workers do when they’re mad?A: They stamp their feet.Q: Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?A: The players dribble a lot.Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?A: An envelope.Q: What is at the end of everything?A: The letter G.Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?A: Fingernails.Q: How do locomotives hear?A: Through the engineers.Q: Why is tennis such a loud game?A: Because each player raises a racquet.Q: Who earns a living by driving his customers away?A: A taxi driver.Q: What two things can you not have for breakfast?A: Lunch and dinner.Q: What did one eye say to the other?A: Between you and me, something smells.Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?A: She ran away from the ball.