Monsters Eat Whiny Children
This cautionary tale about whiny children being eaten by monsters is upended when the monsters cannot decide how best to prepare their meal. A whiny child salad doesn't work because there's paprika in the dressing. A whiny child cake won't do because the flour spills all over the floor. Whiny...
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This cautionary tale about whiny children being eaten by monsters is upended when the monsters cannot decide how best to prepare their meal. A whiny child salad doesn't work because there's paprika in the dressing. A whiny child cake won't do because the flour spills all over the floor. Whiny child burgers are out of the question because the grill is too hard to light. When the persnickety monsters finally decide that whiny child cucumber sandwiches are the perfect solution, their whiny children have escaped. At least the children have learned their lesson...for now.
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Format: hardcover
ISBN:
9781416986898 (1416986898)
ASIN: 1416986898
Pages no: 40
Edition language: English
Category:
Fantasy,
Childrens,
Humor,
Funny,
Literature,
Food And Drink,
Food,
Juvenile,
American,
Picture Books,
Storytime,
Supernatural
The children don't actually get eaten.
Loved this book, just not sure I'd read it to my niece's since it's all about monsters coming to eat kids and all. But, I did love it! Full review to follow soon.
Oh, if only monsters really did eat whiny children ... and cilantro lovers!
Oh, this made me laugh. It's like one of those stories that you tell, off the cuff, to disbelieving children because you're feeling a bit churlish and out-of-sorts but then you wind up enjoying the story too much and it becomes fun. And for all you whiny children out there - monsters WILL try to eat...
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